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Cactus "God's own anti-sonovabitch machine" Rabbit
12 December 2011 @ 07:20 pm
Which December holidays do you celebrate, and why? One random answer will win a $50 Amazon gift card. [Details here]

Yule, bitches *drinks mead*
Cactus "God's own anti-sonovabitch machine" Rabbit
22 July 2011 @ 10:40 pm
Sure, the pros are obvious—but what are the cons of having a friend with benefits?

Oh lawd, I might be too busy having sex to go see  CERTAIN MOVIE this question is promoting. Yeah. Totally a 'con'
Cactus "God's own anti-sonovabitch machine" Rabbit
Feeling:: touchedtouched
Cactus "God's own anti-sonovabitch machine" Rabbit
30 May 2011 @ 03:27 pm
Go to the Wikipedia home page and click random article. That is your band's name.
Click random article again; that is your album name.
Click random article 15 more times; those are the tracks on your album.

Name: Women's Edge (a feminist indie rock/country/techno group, obvs)

Album: Crimes Against Humanity (ooooh, edgy. YOU SEE WUT I DID THERE?)


A Sensation Novel
Arima Marginata
Battle of Bussaco
Butler SQL
19 Keys
Static Relay
Spy in the House of Love
Sussex House School
Witch Tree
Clan MacInnes
1737 In Science
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Feeling:: boredbored
Cactus "God's own anti-sonovabitch machine" Rabbit
23 May 2011 @ 03:22 am
In three words, how would you describe Lady Gaga?

Beautiful, dirty, rich. Lol, not really. For realsies: Wonderful wackjob woman. I recognized that GaGa is not for everyone, but I adore her :)
Feeling:: ditzyditzy
Cactus "God's own anti-sonovabitch machine" Rabbit
19 May 2011 @ 11:19 pm
Lather, Rinse, Repeat (lol I suck at titles)
Fandom: Inception 
Rating: pg-13
Genre: Romance, shmoop
Characters/pairings: Arthur/Eames
Summary: Hot showers fix everything
Warnings: Besides unmitigated floof? Nada.
Wordcount: 1056
Notes: Yeah, I wrote this on a whim. In my mind, washing your SO's hair is one of the most tender, romantic
things you can do for them... yeah. I KNOW I'M A SAP SHUT UP.

Eames measures his life by hotel bathrooms.Collapse )
Feeling:: thoughtfulthoughtful
Cactus "God's own anti-sonovabitch machine" Rabbit
02 May 2011 @ 02:09 pm
Damn skippy I drew Viking!Arthur and Slave!Eames. You would too if you read helenish 's wonderful, beautiful, fabulous story, Patience, a Steady Hand.I'm a major sucker for historical AUs of any kind but I have a soft spot for vikings, seeing as they're my ancestors and all. Anyhoodle, this story is moving and gorgeous and you should set a couple of hours aside to read it.

Under the cut: Vikings! Slave collars! Sewing! Shirtlessness! NSFW NAKED ARTHUR

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Feeling:: hornyhorny
Cactus "God's own anti-sonovabitch machine" Rabbit
10 April 2011 @ 02:03 pm
Fandom meme
1. Bold the names of characters you LOVE.
2. Italicize the names of characters you LIKE.
3. Leave the names of characters who you DON'T KNOW/CARE about.
4. Strike the characters you DON’T LIKE/HATE.
5. Add five of your own at the bottom.
1. Dr. Christian Troy (Nip/Tuck, tv)

2. Mike Delfino (Desperate Housewives, tv)

3. Dr. Gregory House (House M.D., tv)

4. Warrick Brown (CSI: Crime Scene Investigation, tv)

5. Dr Derek Sheperd (Grey's Anatomy, tv)

6. Anthony (Tony) Dinozzo (NCIS, tv)

7. Jim Halpert (The Office, tv)

8. James 'Sawyer' Ford (Lost, tv)

9. Danny Taylor (Without a Trace, tv)

10. Derek Morgan (Criminal Minds, tv)

11. Noah Bennet (Heroes, tv)

12. Michael Scofield (Prison Break, tv)

13. Dr. John ‘J.D.’ Dorian (Scrubs, tv)

14. Sam Winchester (Supernatural, tv)

15. Chandler Muriel Bing (Friends, tv)

16. Jack Bauer (24, tv)

17. Jason Bourne (The Bourne Identity, movie)

18. Westley (The Princess Bride, movie)

19. Captain Jack Sparrow (Pirates of the Caribbean, movie)

20. Rusty Ryan (Ocean’s 11, movie)

21. Detective Mac Taylor (CSI: NY, tv)

22. Detective Danny Messer (CSI: NY, tv)

23. Sheriff Jack Carter (EUReKA, tv)

24. Dr. Nathan Stark (EUReKA, tv)

25. Jonathan Creek (Jonathan Creek, tv)

26. Dr. James Wilson (House, M.D., tv)

27. Mark Corrigan (Peep Show, tv)

28. Fitzwilliam Darcy (Pride & Prejudice)

29. Jools Sivite (Spooks, tv)

30. Captain Jack Harkness (Dr. Who/Torchwood, tv)

31. Danny Ocean (Ocean’s 11, movie)

32. Jack Bristow (Alias, tv)

33. Dr. Owen Harper (Torchwood, tv)

34. The Doctor (Doctor Who, tv)

35. Commodore James Norrington (Pirates of the Caribbean, movies)

36. John Winchester (Supernatural, tv)

37. Eric Delko (CSI: Miami, tv)

38. Rick Simon (Simon & Simon, tv)

39. Ardeth Bay (The Mummy, movies)

40. Gene Hunt (Life on Mars, tv)

41. Dean Winchester (Supernatural, tv)

42. Giles (Buffy the Vampire Slayer, tv)

43. Mick St. John (Moonlight, tv)

44. Mr. Big (Sex and the City, tv)

45. Henry Fitzroy (Blood Ties, tv)

46. Tim Riggins (Friday Night Lights, tv)

47. Peter Petrelli (Heroes, tv)

48. Logan Echolls (Veronica Mars, tv)

49. Rodney McKay (Stargate Atlantis, tv)

50. Chris Keller (Oz, tv)

51. Mohinder Suresh (Heroes, tv)

52. John Sheppard (Stargate: Atlantis, tv)

53. Dr. Daniel Jackson (Stargate: SG-1, tv)

54. Alec McDowell (Dark Angel, tv)

55. Spike (Buffy the Vampire Slayer, tv)

56. Priestly (Ten Inch Hero, movie)

57. Jason Teague (Smallville, tv)

58. Angel (BtVS, Angel, tv)

59. Logan/Wolverine (Xmen, movie, comics)

60. Jess Mariano (Gilmore Girls, tv)

61. Sam Tyler (Life on Mars, tv)

62. Harold Saxon/The Master (Doctor Who, tv)

63. Ianto Jones (Torchwood, tv)

64. Steven Hyde (That 70s Show, tv)

65. Cassidy Casablancas (Veronica Mars, tv)

66. Mason (Dead Like Me, tv)

67. Robbie Turner (Atonement, movie)

68. Derek Reese (Sarah Connor Chronicles, tv)

69. Chris Miles (Skins, tv)

70. Tony Stonem (Skins, tv)

71. Dexter Morgan (Dexter, tv)

72. Reed Garrett (CSI: NY, tv)

73. Greg Sanders (CSI, tv)

75. Dick Casablancas (Veronica Mars, tv)

76. Charlie Pace (LOST, tv)

77. Merry Brandybuck (Lord of the Rings, movie, book)

78. Pippin Took (Lord of the Rings, movie, book)

79. Chuck Bass (Gossip Girl, tv)

80. Ryan Atwood (The OC, tv)

81. Charlie Prince (3:10 to Yuma, movie)

82. Brendan Frye (Brick, movie)

83. Seeley Booth (Bones, tv)

84. Noah Calhoun (The Notebook, movie)

85. Scott Valens (Cold Case, tv)

86. Nate Archibald (Gossip Girl, tv, books)

87. Edward Cullen (Twilight, movie, book)

88. Emmett Cullen (Twilight, movie, book)

89. Louis Connelly (August Rush, movie)

90. Alex Karev (Grey’s Anatomy, tv)

91. Jake Perry (Sweet Home Alabama, movie)

92. Tyler Gage (Step Up, movie)

93. Denny Duquette (Grey’s Anatomy, tv)

94. Jake Jagielski (One Tree Hill, tv)

95. Dean Forester (Gilmore Girls, tv)

96. Sid Jenkins (Skins, tv)

97. Matt Saracen (Friday Night Lights, tv)

98. Cappie (Greek, tv)

99. Doug Ross (ER, tv)

100. Smith Jerrod (SATC, tv)

101. Ted Mosby (HIMYM, tv)

102. Spike (Notting Hill, movie)

103. Dr. Robert Chase (House M.D., tv)

104. Jack O’Neill (Stargate: SG-1, tv)

105. Ned “The Pie Maker” (Pushing Daisies, tv)

106. Jack Shephard (Lost, tv)

107. Jasper Hale (Twilight, book, movie)

109. Sirius Black (Harry Potter, movie, book)

110. Sweeney Todd (Sweeney Todd, musical, film)

111. Ron Weasley (Harry Potter, book movie)

112. Ronon Dex (Stargate: Atlantis, tv)

113. Draco Malfoy (Harry Potter, novel, film)

114. Lucius Malfoy (Harry Potter, novel, film)

115. Johnny Storm (Fantastic Four, comics, movie)

116. Bob Brown (The Unit, tv)

117. Don Epps (Numb3rs, tv)

118. Nathan Scott (One Tree Hill, tv)

119. Sayid Jarrah (Lost, tv)

120. Will Turner (Pirates of the Caribbean, movie)

121. Dr. Sheldon Hawkes (CSI:NY, tv)

122. Tim Speedle (CSI: Miami)

123. Andy Bernard (The Office, tv)

124. Stephen Colbert (The Colbert Report, tv)

125. Paulie Bleeker (Juno, movie)

126. Kevin Doyle (27 Dresses, movie)

127. Kirk Kettner (She’s Out of My League, movie)

128. Colby Granger (Numb3rs, tv)

129. Jayne Cobb (Firefly, tv)

130. Adam Monroe (Heroes, tv)

131. Julian Sark (Alias, tv)

132. Methos (Highlander, tv)

133. Wesley Wyndam-Pryce (Buffy/Angel, tv)

134. Wash (Firefly, tv)

135. Carson Beckett (Stargate: Atlantis, tv)

136. Cameron Mitchell (Stargate: SG-1, tv)

137. Daniel Meade (Ugly Betty, tv)

138. Major Lorne (Stargate SG-1/Atlantis, tv)

139. Agent Mulder (The X-Files, tv)

140. The Joker (tv, comic books, movie)

141. Sylar (Heroes, tv)

142. Chuck (Stargate: Atlantis, tv)

143. Zack Addy (Bones, tv)

144. Niles Crane (Frasier, tv)

145. Dr. Perry Cox (Scrubs, tv)

146. Gambit (X-men, comics, movie)

147. Captain John Hart (Torchwood, tv)

148. Lestat d’Lioncourt (Vampire Chronicles, movie/book)

149. Louis de Pointe du Lac (Vampire Chronicles, movie/book)

150. Stephen Hart (Primeval, tv)

151. Dr. Mark Sloan (Grey’s Anatomy, tv)

152. Castiel (Supernatural, tv)

153. Charles Brandon, Duke of Suffolk (The Tudors, tv)

154. Ben Stone (Knocked Up, movie)

155. St. John Allerdyce (X-men, movies)

156. Neo (The Matrix, movie)

157. Dorian Grey (The Picture of Dorian Grey, book)

158. John Mitchell (Being Human, tv)

159. Simon Tam (Firefly, tv)

160. William Miller (Almost Famous, movie)

161. A.J. Crowley (Good Omens, book)

162. Evan (Superbad, movie)

163. Rex Racer/Racer X (Speed Racer, movie)

164. John Crichton (Farscape, tv)

165. Desmond Hume (Lost, tv)

166. Eric Yorkie (Twilight, movies, book)

167. Barney Stinson (HIMYM, tv)

168. Kyon (Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya, anime)

169. Dr Spencer Reid (Criminal Minds, tv)

170. Daniel Faraday (Lost, tv)

171. Will Tippin (Alias, tv)

172. Alan Shore (Boston Legal, tv)

173. Josh Lyman (The West Wing, tv)

174. Artemis Fowl (Artemis Fowl, book)

175. Arthur (Merlin, tv)

176. Jamie Crawford (The Demon’s Lexicon, book)

177. Chuck Bartowski (Chuck, tv)

178. Captain Mal Reynolds (Firefly/Serenity, tv, more)

179. Tyler Durden (Fight Club, movie)

180. Remus Lupin (Harry Potter, book)

181. Ando Masahashi(Heroes, tv)

182. Cooper Freedman (Private Practice, tv)

183. Lincoln Burrows (Prison Break, tv)

184. Seth Cohen (The O.C., tv)

185. Dwight Schrute (The Office, tv)

186. Patrick Bateman (American Psycho, movie)

187. Paul Denton (The Rules Of Attraction, movie, book)

188. Hiro Nakamura(Heroes, tv)

189. Danny Bolen (Desperate Housewives, tv)

190. Spock (Star Trek tv, movie)

191. George Sands (Being Human, tv)

192. Rusty Cartwright (Greek, tv)

193. James Brennan (Adventureland, movie)

194. McLovin (Superbad, movie)

195. Eric Northman (True Blood, tv, books)

196. Freddie McLair (Skins, tv)

197. John Tucker (John Tucker Must Die, movie)

198. Seth (Superbad, movie)

199. Slevin (Lucky Number Slevin, movie)

200. Don Draper (Mad Men, tv)

201. Rhys Williams (Torchwood, tv)

202. Mickey Smith (Doctor Who, tv)

203. Tony Stark (Iron Man movie, comics)

204. Nick (Nick and Norahs Infinite Playlist, movie)

205. Stefan Salvatore (Vampire Diaries, tv, books)

206. Artie Abrams (Glee, tv)

207. Finn Hudson (Glee, tv)

208. Percy Jackson (Percy Jackson and the Lightning Thief, movie book)

209. Holden Caulfield (The Catcher in the Rye, book)

210. Sherlock Holmes (Sherlock Holmes, book, movie)

212. Marshall Erickson(HIMYM, tv)

213. Red Mist (Kick Ass, movie, comic)

214. Kick Ass(Kick Ass, movie, comic, book)

215. Daniel Desario (Freaks and Geeks, tv)

216. Jensen (The Losers, comics, movie)

217. Damon Salvatore (The Vampire Diaries, tv, books)

218. Peter Bishop (Fringe, tv)

219. Snape (Harry Potter, movie, books)

220. Henry VIII. (The tudors, tv)

221. Noah "Puck" Puckerman (Glee, tv)

222. Mike Chang (Glee, tv)

223. Kurt Hummel (Glee, tv)

224. Harry Potter (Harry Potter, book, movies)

225. Matt Donavon (Vampire Diaries, book, tv)

226. Tyler Lockwood (Vampire Diaries, book, tv)

227. Phil Dunphy (Modern Family, tv)

228. Abed Nadir (Community, tv)

229. Pierce Hawthorne (Community, tv)

230. Jeff Winger (Community, tv)

231. Troy Barnes (Community, tv)

232. Hoyt Fortenberry (True Blood, tv)

233. Rick O'Connell (The Mummy, movies)

234. Cameron Tucker (Modern Family, tv)

235. Lafayette Reynolds (True Blood, tv)

236. Eliot Spencer (Leverage, tv)

237. Richard Castle (Castle, tv)

238. Pam (True Blood, book, tv)

239. Sookie Stackhouse (True Blood, book, tv)

240. Claude Crane (True Blood, book, tv)

241. Sam Merlotte (True Blood, book, tv)

242. Adele Stackhouse (True Blood, book, tv)

243. Leroy Jethro Gibbs (NCIS, tv)

244. Horatio Caine (CSI: Miami, tv)

245. Ryan Wolfe (CSI: Miami, tv)

246. Nick Stokes (CSI, tv)

247. Emily Prentiss (Criminal Minds, tv)

248. Javier Esposito (Castle, tv)

249. Aaron Hotchner (Criminal Minds, tv)

250. Dean Bendis (Dark Blue, tv)

251. Don Flack (CSI: NY, tv)

252. Adam Ross (CSI: NY, tv)

253. Jimmy Godfrey (Chase,tv)

254. Annie Frost (Chase,tv)

255. Raylen Givens (Justified,tv)

256. Steve McGarrett (Hawaii Five O,tv)

257. Danny Williams (Hawaii Five O,tv)

258. Dr Luka Kovac (ER, tv)

259. Dr John Carter (ER, tv)

260. Aidan Shaw (SATC, tv, movie)

261. Steve Brady (SATC, tv, movie)

262. Penelope Garcia (Criminal Minds, tv) 

263. Arthur (Inception, movie)

264. Garrett (Thief, video game)

265. Eugenides (The Queen's Thief, book)

266. Hit Girl (Kick Ass, movie, comic)

267. Raziel (Legacy of Kain, video game)
Feeling:: blankblank
Cactus "God's own anti-sonovabitch machine" Rabbit
04 April 2011 @ 02:59 pm
If you haven't read Lackadaisy... you need to start NOW. It is without a doubt one of the best, most beautifully drawn, well written webcomics out there today. But I'll spare you the details, you can check it out for yourself---> http://www.lackadaisycats.com/

ANYHOODLE, I freaking love this comic. I love it so much I've spent hours wondering who would be the perfect actor to play a certain role if the comic was made into a live-action film.
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Cactus "God's own anti-sonovabitch machine" Rabbit
08 February 2011 @ 01:41 pm
What would be your first purchase if you won the lottery?

I would..... PAY MY BILLS OFF! And then maybe I'd go REALLY wild and help my parents and my brother pay some of THEIR bills!

Being a responsible adult sure is radical.
Feeling:: restlessrestless